But. For whatever reason I've been online window shopping for sex toys and found some interesting products:
1. Thigh Master + dildo = The Monarch Hands-free Silicone Dildo
2. Sex Counter Cock Ring. It counts BPM's or "Bonks per minute."
3. The cutest vibrator I have ever seen.
4. Clear Fleshlights!!!?? Hot.
5. <3 shaped breast massagers?"
6. A vibrator that I kid you not is called "My First G Spot Kit" and looks like it's for a 4 year old.