Yay I have 50 followers!

Kinda excited for my new readers and excited that I am doing the hello kitty giveaway because I suspect that is how some of you n00bz found me.

gross, I just typed "noobz"

Anyway! I appreciate all the thoughtful comments on my previous post about my ex. It's old news, just something that hits me every now and then. I cheered myself up today though because I took pictures of myself (one of my fave hobbies) wearing a vintage green cocktail dress I am selling on my etsy shop!






http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25721350

And I found this way too cute owl cookie jar!






It's 80 degrees here. I live in WA. WTF. Happy Weekend!

Etsy Front Page!

My first time being on etsy's front page! My "I didn't know when to stop" clutch was featured (:



Uhh ... Exciting!!

Go check it out if it's still up at etsy.com!

model time

I always wanted to be a model when I was a teenager. Here I am modeling some of the recent vintage finds I've listed on etsy. Also! I put up a widget so you'll see on the right hand bar there's a selection of items from my store (:

Ugh. Self-timed photos are not the greatest. lol









http://polygnome.etsy.com/

WTF am I going to eat for dinner?

hahahaha. I am hungry because it's 7pm and I've only eaten 4 crackers and a glass of Sierra Mist Free because I've been making this all day!






http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24924836

And last night I made this:




http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24906023

Fruity!

Made a couple new things last night while watching Center Stage. I love that movie! So good (:









On a rollll Watermelon makeup roll bag. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=24787039







Felt Fruit! Pear zipper coin purse/keychain. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24786383

Mother's Day

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6423421


The inside says: Hey Mom ... Remember that time I came out of your vagina? Happy Mother's Day!

This was the first card I ever sold. I love my mom, but I never came out of her vag (adopted) so I'll have to make a different card for her this year. lol. For those of you who were raised by their bio moms, think about giving her this card! Mother's Day is May 10 (fyi it's also Chococat's birthday) so hope you're prepared.

Anyone have nice things planned for their moms next weekend??

What if the world was made of pudding?

1.) click this link to see a terrifying video. seriously, fucked up.

2.) finally, i made some things today:





This hot pink wallet/clutch is made out of a vintage 80's windbreaker! Here is the etsy listing for it: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24234356





And this little tiny baby kisslock coin purse is made w/vintage 80's fabric (thank you, thrift store) and embellished with beads. Listing: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24226412

3.) my computer is malware/spyware/virus-ridden and it's running hella slow and stupid. have been scanning it all day.

New Cards! & a new clutch.

It's been awhile since I've posted new cards. These are prints of cards that I've made using vintage illustrations, repurposed with new phrases (: I found these illustrations in a vintage book talking about teen issues. lol


A generous offer.


Chris Brown apology card.


So ... yeah.


Bag You Like Some Groceries card.

And here is the new watermelon clutch I'm almost finished with!

Clutch #8

Last night I watched five episodes of Heroes. Tonight I had a Lipstick Jungle marathon (I adore Victory Ford and aspire to be her some day. Complete with millionaire love interest) and then a Fringe marathon. Then I watched an episode of the Simpsons. I love hulu.

Is it bad that I am really interested in electroconvulsive therapy? I wasn't aware they even still used this until a friend of mine mentioned it. But then I wikipedia'd it and apparently it's quite safe and relatively effective. I wonder if my insurance would cover this ... uhh.

I made chicken cordon bleu for the first time today (also the first time eating it) and it was pretty tasty. btw this cooking blog is awesome. I saw my therapist today and I think every time I see her I surprise her a little more with my strange thoughts, philosophies, theories, etc. I like her though and she is easy to talk to.

I was thinking ... it's not so bad that I have no money to pay any bills. Because soon my phone will be turned off. And then collections can't call me! Haha. Sad. Believe it or not, I actually currently have a pretty good credit score. April will be the end of that though. ): Talking about money is boring and lame and tacky. I'll stop.

My dog is adorable and trying to keep his sleepy eyes open to watch me from his vantage point on the bed. I love him.



p.s. oh yeah, the clutch will be listed on etsy tomorrow (provided i wake up before the daylight is gone again) i need to take proper pictures and sew a snap closure on it first. (:

p.p.s. oh and why the hell am i selling my ds just when GRAND THEFT AUTO: CHINATOWN WARS is coming out?

bears. beets. battlestar galactica.

Do you watch the Office? If so, I think you will like these (:











Bad quality video, but still hilarious:



Buy my cards here: http://sarahahaha.etsy.com/

creamed jeans

If you haven't voted yet on my "if you had to wear one of these" poll, please do! it's right over there ==>

these shoes:





make me excited for spring.

It's 7 am, haven't gone to sleep yet. Packaged all the orders/sales I made this weekend. Sold my ruffle-ridden clutch to a good friend in Seattle (: Made some new cards. Sliced up a chanel watch ad, wove the strips back together onto watercolor paper. Hand-painted stems/clouds. Cut and paste.









and peter sent me this link in response to a conversation we had about dreaming in color vs. black and white which I blogged about a couple weeks ago.