"I bang the worst dudes"

There are so many great sites that I would like to contribute my life experiences to. passiveaggressivenotes.com has always been a fun one. I recently found fmylife.com and yesterday I discovered I bang the worst dudes (sorry, Mom).

The other day I was telling a friend from high school about this guy I went on a couple dates with (years ago). After hanging out a couple times, I was feeling pretty lukewarm about it all and told him I wasn't interested in dating him exclusively. He proceeded to threaten to hit me. Too bad we worked at the same place--work was a bit awkward after that. Anyway, I didn't even bang that dude and he reacted that badly.

My friend told me about his most recent date which gave me a good laugh. Maybe you'll think it's funny too (I didn't tell him I am putting this in my blog so hopefully he never finds out), "Another shining moment was my most recent date which ended in the "bro hug." If you are unfamiliar, the "bro hug" is where you hold their hand, pull them in and give them some pats on the back with the free hand."

I told him I didn't believe it, but he swore it was true.

p.s. I've been listening to Stephen Colbert's "I Am American and So Can You" and I fully agree with this little bit: Chivalry never goes out of style, guys. Open doors, pull out chairs, offer to undo your own belt.

happy valentine's day!

Dolls are officially creepy. While doing a routine search for Hello Kitty merchandise, I came across this eBay seller who makes doll clothes.

Today is vday so the bf and I are going on a date. We have reservations for the early bird special aka "my bf was too lazy to make reservations before a few days ago and had to settle for a 4:30 reservation." I don't think I care a lot except that I bought two bcbgmaxazria dresses with vday in mind and I can't wear them because they're too fancy to wear at 4:30. The dresses were 70 percent off but they were still $100 each. Mehh I won't complain (: I'm happy.

I got my bf this book called The Officialy Filthy Rich Handbook for vday along with a nintendo ds.

I wonder what my parents are doing for Valentine's Day. Probably eating Taco del Mar.