Gearing Up for Easter: Sex Toys. And Pornstar Twitter

Since I make greeting cards, I think a lot about upcoming holidays and the themes revolving around them. Easter is April 12th this year and although the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ is the reason for the season, bunnies and eggs and candy are cuter than an undead Jesus (Sorry, God). Call me a perv, but bunnies and rabbits sometimes just make me think of vibrators. And then when I was thinking about bunny vibrators, I thought about egg vibrators too and I realized Easter is a sex toy holiday! Wouldn't an Easter basket filled with this stuff be awesome?? Or a sex toy hunt outside in your back yard?:





1. Bunny Bunny. It's a cover for your electric toothbrush, converting it into a vibrator. Yikes.
2. Hello Kitty Easter egg dyeing set.
3. The classic rabbit (click to read my previous post about my unfortunate experience with the Rabbit)
4. A carton of these crazy eggs that are toys for boys. Inside of each egg is some silicone rubbery thing you slide over your dick, I think.
5. The cone vibrator. This intimidates me.
6. The adorbz bunny vibrator I blogged about previously.
7. Carrot dildo.
8. Peeps!
9. Bunny Peeps!
10. Rabbit hood (If you know me at all, you'll know that I have wanted to this leather bunny hood for years. I love it!)

And I found this site that's kind of entertaining: Pornstar Twitter. Follow your fave porn stars on this site.

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Once upon a time I bought a rabbit vibrator. And I don't know whether to be embarrassed or smug about the fact that I burned the motor out on it because I was too tight. The first time I thought it was a product defect so I returned it for a new one but the same thing happened again. I was too embarrassed to go back AGAIN and that wasn't the only problem with it; the ears that are supposed to flick your clit felt like they were burning it off. And the "pearls" felt like they were punching me from the inside. Because of that and other mediocre vibrator experiences, I'm not generally a fan of toys.

But. For whatever reason I've been online window shopping for sex toys and found some interesting products:


1. Thigh Master + dildo = The Monarch Hands-free Silicone Dildo

2. Sex Counter Cock Ring. It counts BPM's or "Bonks per minute."



3. The cutest vibrator I have ever seen.



4. Clear Fleshlights!!!?? Hot.

5. <3 shaped breast massagers?"

6. A vibrator that I kid you not is called "My First G Spot Kit" and looks like it's for a 4 year old.