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Thursday, February 19, 2009

wah-wah.

Today I am completely miserable. I don't know what's wrong with me. I saw my therapist this morning but I was tired because I only got four hours of sleep last night. I talked about stuff that just stressed me out. I listed stuff on eBay, tried to nap but instead ate. Listed more stuff on eBay. My room's a mess and my life is so frustrating.

On a positive note I sent out three postcards to people in Finland, Germany and Illinois. I signed up at postcrossing.com and I am super excited about it.

I wanted to throw a plate at my mom's head this afternoon.
I was outbid on a lot of 4 pairs of Bally shoes.
I am running low on whole milk.
I am running low on money.

When I grow up I want a Chloe bag, a closet full of Louboutins, Giuseppe Zanottis, children (1 boy, 1 girl), a gas stove, French copper pots, a bullmastiff, and a really well landscaped yard.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

goodbye karl lagerfeld

I've been stressed out today, trying to sell stuff on eBay so I can clean out my closet. Thinking of things to sell on eBay I looked for my Zelda for DS game and found the case but when I opened it it was empty! ): I self-medicated/retail therapy'd at the MAC counter today (: I told one of my friends today that the only thing that could be better than Hello Kitty for MAC is if Michael Jackson was the face of Hello Kitty for MAC. Haha! I would die of joy.

I finally decided I must return the amazing Karl Lagerfeld jacket that I bought last month. It was a stupid purchase (so were the Elie Tahari boots I bought at the same time but I'm keeping those because I'm sorry but I can't turn down a 84% off retail deal (I bought them for $100 during a shoe sale bluefly had). I wore them today actually. I have some black Kenneth Cole riding boots that lace up the front and zip up on the inside but I figured I also needed a pair of tall black boots that zip up the back.



I went to Macy's today (ashamedly) and I saw a really cute bag. It's made by B. Makowsky which I just googled and I found out he (Bruce???) is married to Kathy Van Zeeland! I realize that no one else in the world probably cares. And anyone who does care already knew this fact, but I was kinda like wtf? about it.

Well photobucket is down for maintenance right now which is putting a halt on my eBaying activities and a damper on my mood so I'm going to go to bed. Gut nacht!

Okay, maybe I post too often ...

but I keep finding things I want to blog about! rubypearl is a fellow etsyian and is a featured seller right now and I pretty much creamed my chinos when I saw this dress she made.



(And no, I don't actually own any chinos. That's gross.)

In other news I am selling off my wardrobe. I lost 20 pounds in the last six months or so and nothing fits anymore. So I am eBaying it.



It's 4 in the morning. I have a headache. I'm going to bed. Night night.

Monday, February 16, 2009

GF Blackberry Raspberry Chocolate Cake

Recently I bought a box with 3 pastry decorators and like 20 different tips at a thrift store for $1.50. I was very excited to try out my purchase so today I made a wheat/gluten free chocolate cake for my dad who has celiac disease.

I used a recipe I found at recipezaar and tweaked it a bit. I added 1/4 dutch process cocoa, a little extra xanthan gum, apple cider vinegar was the type of vinegar I used and I used buttermilk in place of water.

* 1 1/2 cups all purpose gf flour
* 1/2 cup regular cocoa
* 1/4 cup dutch process cocoa
* 1 cup sugar
* 1/2 tsp salt
* 2 tsp baking soda
* 1 tsp xanthan gum
* 5 tsp oil
* 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
* 1 1/2 tsp pure vanilla extract
* 1 egg
* 1 cup buttermilk

Mix dry ingredients. Add liquid ingredients. Mix well. Bake at 350. I used two 8" round pans and spread some blackberry/raspberry jam between the layers before frosting.

I made up some quick frosting using butter, cocoa, powdered sugar and milk and went to town decorating this cake:





It was actually pretty tasty though it did have that gf flour twang to it that I personally think is reminiscent of bananas. No one else agrees with me on this, but there's just something off about it. I think it's the brown rice flour in the all purpose GF flour mix that does it.

Oh, plus I'm a giant dork and I called the MAC counter in Olympia and put the "On the Prowl" nail polish and Too Dolly eyeshadow on hold and I'm picking it up tomorrow. I'll probably buy a bunch of other stuff too if not just to re-sell it on eBay.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

sex toys

Once upon a time I bought a rabbit vibrator. And I don't know whether to be embarrassed or smug about the fact that I burned the motor out on it because I was too tight. The first time I thought it was a product defect so I returned it for a new one but the same thing happened again. I was too embarrassed to go back AGAIN and that wasn't the only problem with it; the ears that are supposed to flick your clit felt like they were burning it off. And the "pearls" felt like they were punching me from the inside. Because of that and other mediocre vibrator experiences, I'm not generally a fan of toys.

But. For whatever reason I've been online window shopping for sex toys and found some interesting products:


1. Thigh Master + dildo = The Monarch Hands-free Silicone Dildo

2. Sex Counter Cock Ring. It counts BPM's or "Bonks per minute."



3. The cutest vibrator I have ever seen.



4. Clear Fleshlights!!!?? Hot.

5. <3 shaped breast massagers?"

6. A vibrator that I kid you not is called "My First G Spot Kit" and looks like it's for a 4 year old.

Hello Kitty for MAC



Okay so my bf is perfect and got me Hello Kitty MAC makeup for my birthday. He got me a little compact of four eyeshadows (the Lucky Tom set) and the little HK doll and some blush and pressed powder (which both totally do not match my skin but I still think it's the best gift ever).

He also got me the "Baker's Delight" apron from Anthropologie which is perfect because I've always loved their aprons and it's totes adorbz.




I have been searching eBay trying to find the best deal on the sold out HK for MAC brush holder and set of 3 brushes but I really shouldn't spend money. I think I'm going to have to return my Karl Lagerfeld silk jacket that I got from Bluefly.



I always enter their contests hoping I'll win a "$5000 guilt free shopping spree" but to no avail.

Surprise.

Oh, ironically I made cupcakes tonight but did not wear my apron.

Other Hello Kitty Stuff I Love:


Hello Kitty Fire Extinguishers


Hello Kitty Cupcakes


Hello Kitty Love Hotels

and ...

anything TokiDoki for Hello Kitty!


K. I'm done.

borrreeddd

Want to know a random fact about me? My favorite shoe designers are: Pour la Victoire. Sam Edelman. Dolce Vita. Giuseppe Zanotti. And I really want these boots despite the fact that I should probably be focusing on spring fashion right now.



I can imagine wearing them with gray leggings and a rabbit fur jacket.

It's 4:44 am and I can't sleep. I'm not at my house so I can't make cards or do anything crafty because I have no materials. I'm bored so I just looked up my horoscope for today. It says:

Your ambition is starting to get revved up today, thanks to the inspiring progress a friend or coworker has made. But before you follow in their footsteps, you have to figure out what you'll do once you reach your destination! Moving forward without a plan is only going to result in you getting lost. So hold off making any big moves today -- wait to see how things pan out for other people. You need to plan your career goals out completely before you pursue them.

That's kind of bull. I'm going to lay in bed and place Princess Peach some more.