WTF am I going to eat for dinner?

hahahaha. I am hungry because it's 7pm and I've only eaten 4 crackers and a glass of Sierra Mist Free because I've been making this all day!






http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24924836

And last night I made this:




http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24906023

Well that's odd ...

I think my ex boyfriend is dating someone new. He's at least boning her and going on a vacay to Japan with her (I was stalking his facebook). Last night I was thinking "Hmm, wow it's been almost 5 months since I broke up with him. That's a kind of long time."

In many ways I'm totes over it but every now and then I fall apart and cry over it. Or I remember he gave me an engagement ring and I'm kinda like wtf? I don't know what to do with it. I don't think it's worth enough to bother selling and it's not something you can just throw away. /:

Mandz, Jeremy, Michael and I were talking about whether we'd prefer to see an ex with someone really attractive or someone ugly. Mandi and Michael said they'd prefer their ex to be with someone both ugly AND has a shitty personality. Jeremy and I were the opposite and said we'd rather have our ex's new gf/bf be physically attractive and have a great personality.

It's not that I'm particularly selfless or kind (because I'm not!). haha. It's just that if my ex started dating someone ugly and lame, I'd think they had low standards and assume that I too am ugly and lame. What do you guys think? I'm going to make this the new poll, but I want to hear your thoughts in the comments.

Would you rather have your ex's new bf/gf be attractive or ugly? Douchebag or nice?


I forgot how ridiculous this video was. Hahaha.

Fruity!

Made a couple new things last night while watching Center Stage. I love that movie! So good (:









On a rollll Watermelon makeup roll bag. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=24787039







Felt Fruit! Pear zipper coin purse/keychain. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24786383

2dollar2sday=TMI Thursday and visit to PDX

It's 4am. I just got home.

My friend Michael came down to visit again this week (his weekend is in the middle of the week). He left work early and one of his co-workers asked where he was going? When Michael told him, co-worker asked "Oh, are you going to Jake's??" which is a gay bar in Olympia. "It should be poppin'" he added because it was Cinco de Mayo.

Anyway, when Michael told me about what his co-worker said, he was surprised to learn that I had been there on multiple previous occasions. It's the most hetero gay bar I've ever been to but it's pretty fun, so we decided to check it out. It turned out that there were $2 beers and $2 well drinks. Michael was driving so he just had a beer and I only had two vodka tonics. However, sometimes ... and this is where the TMI part comes in ... certain vodkas have a laxative effect for me. I'm not really sure which vodkas it is, so it's a bit of a roulette game for me. Cinco de Mayo was not my lucky night. We came back home, I felt fine. I fell asleep but woke up about 4am and my stomach was aching terribly! I managed to fall back asleep for a bit but starting at around 5am I had to wake up and run to the bathroom about every half hour or so until noon or so when it had finally flushed out of my system.

Practically pooping your pants is always awkward but especially when you have guests at your house. Luckily, I got better eventually and once I felt it was safe to be a fair distance away from a toilet, we decided to head down to Portland to visit some friends.

We met up with Mandi and Jeremy and they were starving so we went to The Original Taco House. We got drinks and some food (I had a tequila sunrise because I thought it wise to stay away from the vodka) and it was a pretty decent place despite looking hella sketch.

On the drive home from TOTH we saw this old Santa Claus-looking man canoodling with a much younger, scantily clad woman in a skeezy parking lot behind a gentlemen's club. We were terribly rude and tried to "discreetly" take camera phone pictures but the car was moving a bit fast so we made Jeremy casually drive through the parking lot for a closer look.

Lunch.

I need to stop complaining about my body. If I'm not skinny enough, it's not like I need to look far to figure out why. Today's lunch:







chicken katsu stuffed with gouda w/sweet red peppers. on salad of cabbage w/miso vinaigrette, yam, green bean, onion and shrimp tempura. henry weinhard's private reserve.

So good. And fun to take pictures of too. What's the last thing you ate?

Mother's Day

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6423421


The inside says: Hey Mom ... Remember that time I came out of your vagina? Happy Mother's Day!

This was the first card I ever sold. I love my mom, but I never came out of her vag (adopted) so I'll have to make a different card for her this year. lol. For those of you who were raised by their bio moms, think about giving her this card! Mother's Day is May 10 (fyi it's also Chococat's birthday) so hope you're prepared.

Anyone have nice things planned for their moms next weekend??

art. laze. plaeser guns.

Today I was extra lazy. Slept in til 1-something. Painted a bit. Took a nap. Had more dreams about smiling while kissing. And am just now waking up.

Hmmm... maybe I'll go look for food now. As if this isn't unappetizing enough:


In progress.


Mostly finished.

Butterflies and moths scare the shit out of me. Anyone seen this episode of fringe?


Hope everyone's having a good weekend!