Tom from Mypsace's Facebook Page

haha.

picture via twentyfourcarat.net

loose lips sink ships

AAhhhh, I promise the winner of the hello kitty giveaway WILL be announced asap. Couldn't figure out how to edit my video.

Moving on...

My friends and I like to play "category" games a lot where you pick a category and then take turns coming up with things that would fit into the category. Some categories are as plain as "makes of cars" or "neighborhoods of Seattle." Sometimes they get a little more silly. Such as: cliche phrases that when inappropriately used to refer to pooping are hilarious. Have been playing this with my friends with wonderfully hilarious results.

Examples include: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

and my favorite which I am proud to say I came up with: Loose lips sink ships.

Do you have any more ideas? They have to cliches that do not normally refer to pooping. It's a fun game.

mostly just pictures and links

http://www.thefuckingweather.com/ just told me it's 91 degrees. This is unacceptable. So I'm just doing a pictures and links blog post today. Things I've seen lately, things I've had bookmarked for awhile.

Here is a very abridged list of things I like/look interesting to me:

friendswithyou prints






books












green tea panda bread


illustration that reminds me of cigarette vending machines in japan


to don't list


color scheme designer

While I was out ...

Last night I was busy sewing and didn't check my computer for awhile. Jeremy had left me some messages.

(2:42:34 PM) jeremy: Hi bun
Im at vid store
What u doing
(6:49:48 PM) jeremy: Hi bun, how r u?
(9:44:09 PM) jeremy: bun
(9:44:14 PM) jeremy: how come u not talking 2 me
(9:44:21 PM) jeremy: r u bored aand frustrated
(9:47:26 PM) jeremy: is it cuz i never paid u for that hello kitty merch i won off u on ebay
(9:49:44 PM) jeremy: is it coz i havent bought a house yet for us 2 live in
(9:56:25 PM) jeremy: is it coz i still have my msn picture containing a beard?
(10:01:43 PM) jeremy: ooooooooooooh wait is it coz i didnt come help u clean your room yet and now you have no room left on bed so you cant sleep and youre too tired to spell replies correctly which could be potentially embarrassing?
(10:15:33 PM) jeremy: is it because i didnt have michael jackson on a pony bring you a pony for christmas
(10:15:35 PM) jeremy: im sorry
(10:20:18 PM) jeremy: bun is it cuz i didnt get u an iphone
(10:20:25 PM) jeremy: that was bedazzled
(10:20:38 PM) jeremy: by herman li

What if the world was made of pudding?

1.) click this link to see a terrifying video. seriously, fucked up.

2.) finally, i made some things today:





This hot pink wallet/clutch is made out of a vintage 80's windbreaker! Here is the etsy listing for it: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24234356





And this little tiny baby kisslock coin purse is made w/vintage 80's fabric (thank you, thrift store) and embellished with beads. Listing: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24226412

3.) my computer is malware/spyware/virus-ridden and it's running hella slow and stupid. have been scanning it all day.

New Cards! & a new clutch.

It's been awhile since I've posted new cards. These are prints of cards that I've made using vintage illustrations, repurposed with new phrases (: I found these illustrations in a vintage book talking about teen issues. lol


A generous offer.


Chris Brown apology card.


So ... yeah.


Bag You Like Some Groceries card.

And here is the new watermelon clutch I'm almost finished with!

"Comic sans walks into a bar, bartender says, 'we don't serve your type.'"

I took a quiz on facebook which was supposed to tell me which font I am. Before I got the results I jokingly chatted to a friend "If this quiz tells me I'm Comic Sans, I'm going to kill myself."

I'm sure you can guess what my result was.

"You are Comic Sans. You think of yourself as wacky, creative and a free spirit. You love Twilight and the word funky. You love all work events, especially the holiday party, and of course you love to read the company newsletter! Are you even aware of how irritating and tedious you are to your friends and co-workers?"

Well, I didn't kill myself, but I was a bit ashamed. I think Comic Sans is the ugliest font ever created.

I found this funny video about fonts I thought I'd share:





And uncrate.com tweeted about this today and I really want one now! A Nalgene flask!

Add me on twitter!

I miss this show so much.

Did anyone else catch Campus Ladies when it was on Oxygen? It's hilarious. The video above is some outtakes from the show. Maybe it's not funny to you, but I find it hialrious. Especially if you watch it til the end. It just gets more ridic. "How about anything you could find in a stateroom? Like perhaps a round window?" Here's the premise taken from the wikipedia entry for it:

The shopping trip of widow Joan Beamin (Carrie Aizley) and married Barri Martin (Christen Sussin) is cut short when Barri wastes a drink on her pants. When they go to Barri's house to get her some more pants, they find her husband Roger having an affair in their bedroom. The ladies end up in a bar and observe a group of collegians, ultimately deciding to enroll.

Once at UMW, the ladies meet Drew (Derek Carter) and Abdul (Amir Talai), two of their classmates who will be living in the room next to them. Drew is tall and blond and believes himself to be a ladies' man, but in actuality, is far from that. Abdul is an Iranian young man who refers to everyone as "Mister" and "Miss." The ladies also meet their roommate, a young woman named Paige (Miranda Kent), who is, at first, not thrilled to be sharing a room with Joan and Barri. There is also Guy (Jonah Hill), the dorm's resident adviser.

From there on, the ladies embark on the adventures of college life, complete with one-night stands, sexual experimentation, research papers, and football games.