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Sunday, September 6, 2009

thrift store reads

Here are some pictures of some sweet books I've gotten recently at thrift stores/parking lot sales/etc. They combine my three fave H's: Heinous, horrible and hilarious. Actually some are just kinda cute (:

I've picked just a select sampling of images to share with you here on my blog. Check out my flickr for more.

1.) From Joe Kaufman's About the Big Sky About the High Hills About the Rich Earth ... And the Deep Sea
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2.) Otto Otter for Safe Water coloring book
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3.) AIDS Comic Book
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4.) NBC Television's Concentration Puzzles from 1971. Can you solve the puzzle?
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That AIDS one is especially ridiculous: Oh, that's just something white gay guys get. Isn't it?

And

I use condoms with my boyfriend as well as my tricks.

Uhhh... hmmm...

You can click on any images to see them bigger, btw. Hope you enjoyed!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Old people + Things that don't matter = Annoying


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I think it's a thing that old people do, though maybe it's not defined by age. It also seems to be a thing that old WOMEN do. But maybe it's not defined by gender.

When people ask stupid questions that don't matter, I find it so annoying! Especially when it's regarding completely unimportant things.

For instance, what prompted this post/rant, was overhearing my mom from downstairs say "What's this milk doing here?"

I know the answer to that question. I made some chocolate chip cookies and poured myself a glass of milk to enjoy with them. I was eating up here in my room and then realized "Huh. I think I have more milk than I want to drink." So when I went downstairs to have a cigarette outside, I brought the glass downstairs and put it on the kitchen counter before I went outside. I forgot to pour the milk in the sink and put the glass in the dishwasher and came back upstairs to my room.

There's the answer. But it's such a stupid question! What else would it be doing there? Why would she care?

I just heard her asking my dad, "Steve? Do you know why there is a glass of milk here??"

"No, I don't."

"Well, I don't know how it got here."

"Maybe it's Sarah's."

"I know I didn't put it there. And you don't know anything about it. So I don't know what it's doing there."

?!?!?! Yes, you do Mom! Dad just gave you the answer which was pretty obvious in the first place.

Hhhhhhhhh....

Or when people hear noises and freak out about what might be causing them.

For example one day I was at my grandma's, sitting in her living room with her and having a relaxed conversation. All of a sudden she tilts her head to the side like she heard something and says, "What's that sound?!"

"I think it's your washing machine, Grandma."

"Oh."

WTF?! Does this anyone anyone else as much as it annoys me?